I hate everything it means to have a vagina.
I like how it feels inside, but I hate what it means.
Having a vagina feels like being condemned - well, it is being condemned. Condemned to a life of pain - where you bleed out for a week and you have to be perky or people will call you a bitch because others among us don’t understand the incredible amount of endurance we’re exhibiting just to make it through the day standing.
Having a vagina means that you have to fuck up your body in order to make your life bearable - in pain and/or spontaneous reproduction management.
If penises bled, instead of just peeing and orgasming, I think it would be different.
They would be lauded for their “manliness” and physical endurance. They wouldn’t have to fight to take care of their health. The penis comfort and hygiene industry would quickly come up with effective low impact ways to either fix it or make it virtually painless.
But vaginas? They have to suffer quietly. Who cares that the human race wouldn’t exist without them? they get grumpy!
Vaginas have the short end of the stick here, and I hate everything it means to me to have one.
Can I trade?